Yellowstone “Worst Petting Zoo” T-Shirt 🦬

Lamar Valley, Wyoming
If you’ve ever visited Yellowstone, you already know — this is not a petting zoo.
This vintage-inspired tee celebrates one of America’s most iconic wildlife viewing areas with a wink of humor only true park lovers will appreciate.
Featuring a classic, old-west style illustration of roaming bison in Yellowstone National Park, this shirt pays tribute to Lamar Valley — famously nicknamed America’s Serengeti — and the very real reminder to admire wildlife from a safe distance.

Perfect for:
National park enthusiasts
Yellowstone travelers & souvenirs
Wildlife lovers with a sense of humor
Hikers, campers, and outdoor adventurers
Anyone who knows better than to pet the bison

Shirt Details
Soft, comfortable unisex fit
Premium cotton blend for everyday wear
Vintage, hand-drawn style graphic with a lightly distressed look
Professionally printed for long-lasting quality
Designed for comfort on the trail or around the campfire

Why You’ll Love It
✔ Funny without being cheesy
✔ Subtle park humor that sparks conversation
✔ Makes an excellent gift for Yellowstone fans
✔ Timeless outdoor style you’ll wear year after year

⚠️ Friendly reminder: Yellowstone is wild — and that’s what makes it special. Look, admire, photograph… just don’t pet.
Bring home a piece of Yellowstone humor and wear it proudly — because this really is the worst petting zoo.